5,864 notesif we’d developed particle weapons during the ronald reagan era we could have called them ronald rayguns but we fucked that up just like everything else
Amen
4,468 notesi hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
My BabyChris Broderick - Megadeth
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6 notesAfter the Jam Master Jay death the police found a list and 50 Cent, his protege, was the next to die.
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
Please, folks, don’t insert these vaginally. Yeast feeds on sugar. :P
I just found a tutorial on how to make dildo shaped popsicles. What the FUCK am I doing with my life to find shit like this?


