if we’d developed particle weapons during the ronald reagan era we could have called them ronald rayguns but we fucked that up just like everything else
i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
My BabyChris Broderick - Megadeth
After the Jam Master Jay death the police found a list and 50 Cent, his protege, was the next to die.
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
Please, folks, don’t insert these vaginally. Yeast feeds on sugar. :P
I just found a tutorial on how to make dildo shaped popsicles. What the FUCK am I doing with my life to find shit like this?